Representing Your Homeland … You Are Doing It Wrong

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I am going to make a double post today, just because I can.

I came across something irritating the other day online. And by irritating I mean extremely and completely maddening to the point of shouting at the computer screen.

Someone from the province in which I live – a local author – wrote in the introduction of her book that she “apologizes for the bad grammar” of her province and thanks her editor for fixing it up.

I have to say that this is completely unfair in every way. It isn’t the fault of the province that you spell and write so horribly that you need an editor to fix it. It is YOUR fault, and yours alone. I went through school in the same province. I can write just fine. Yet you use the place you live as an excuse? Nonsense.

Representing your homeland … you are doing it wrong!

Book Review: The Da Vinci Code

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I never did read this book when it first came out. Don’t know why. It became an instant best seller and everyone was reading it at the time. But after all these years I finally decided to buy a secondhand copy nearby. I have to say … I’m so glad I didn’t buy it new. I feel like my brain has useless stored information in it now that can’t be destroyed. More on that in the review, though. For now I will simply summarize the book.

The story revolves around a professor named Robert Langdon. He receives a call at his hotel to come to a museum, where he finds the dead body of a curator he was supposed to meet earlier that night. The police are trying to prove that Langdon is guilty of this crime, while Langdon is trying to uncover the mystery behind the curator’s death. His path leads him down a road full of clues linking to the ‘holy grail’ and a secret society, evading the police every step of the way.

That is basically what the book is about. A fun thriller that keeps you on your toes, forcing you to guess what may happen next in the adventure. Every chapter either reveals a clue or solves a puzzle, so it’s intriguing. So what’s wrong?

This is what’s wrong. At the very beginning of the book, on the page before the story starts, is written:

“The Priory of Sion is a real organization.”

“It was founded in 1099.”

“All descriptions of artwork, architecture, documents, and secret rituals in this novel are accurate.”

So what the author, Dan Brown, is saying is that his novel is not fiction. It is the truth.

Okay, that’s fair. You pile together historical facts and put them in a book. Great. Only … when I arrived at certain “facts” in the story (facts I knew about) I began to feel that Brown was very confused about his information. For example, Brown writes that: “Over five million women were killed during the witch hunt.” Honestly, that is highly impossible. It was more like 30, 000 and about 20% of the victims were male.

But that isn’t the only fact that was wildly wrong. There are dozens of “facts” written in the book that Brown claims to be completely true. In fact, he has been interviewed several times about it, each time claiming to believe fully in what he wrote. Yet every scrap of information concerning artwork, rituals, and documents talked about in this novel is completely wrong.

The Priory of Scion was actually a group founded in the 1950′s and dealt with concerns regarding public housing. Its leader (or at least the one who named the group) decided that he wanted more attention, so he created false documents claiming that the group was more than it led on to be. He later testified that he made the whole thing up to become more important in society.

So basically, Dan Brown’s “factual research” is nothing more than lies, found in various conspiracy books, such as “Holy Blood Holy Grail” (the authors of which, by the way, tried to sue Brown for copying all their ideas).

Honestly, I would have been completely okay with this book if that page at the very beginning was not there. I would have even given it 4/5 stars. But sadly, that page exists. After reading that this book would contain actual historical information and then realizing that it didn’t, I became quite disappointed with it.

So, 2/5 stars. It’s a good adventure, but a horrible account of history. If you haven’t read this book – and plan on reading it – please just read it as a fictional novel. Skip the page saying that everything is true. Also, if you have read this book and you changed your entire life and beliefs because of it (people have!) just go back to the way you were before.

I have to say, I lost faith in this author. I really wanted it to be a good history book, and it wasn’t.

Anyway, I’m going back to writing my own completely fictional and not in any way factual novel.

~ Sandra

Reasons Why The Fire Emblem Awakening DLC Sucks

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Hi there! I haven’t posted anything in a while. I’ve been busy writing and playing the newest Fire Emblem game. I made a post about it a while back and I was quite excited to finally get it. Yet there’s one thing that terribly bothers me about the whole game, and that’s the DLC.

This is the second game for the 3DS that allows downloadable content, and – like all customers – you want quality for your money. Unfortunately, despite Awakening’s great gameplay and storyline, the DLC sucks.

I recently purchased the first DLC (Champions of Yore) after seeing how neat the free downloadable Prince Marth character was. He was modeled perfectly, just the way he looks in his picture. Well, I thought to myself, “All of them must be like this! How cool!”

I was wrong.

You get each DLC character from beating a map. The first map offered Marth while the second and third maps give you Roy and Micaiah. When I got through the second map and was presented my character I was thoroughly disappointed. Not only did the picture not look like Roy but his character model was a generic mercenary. He wasn’t even wearing his signature headband! None of his clothes matched his picture and he didn’t talk!

Next I played the third map and received Micaiah. Another disappointment. She was dressed in the standard dark mage clothes and looked absolutely nothing like herself. I kept thinking, “Did I really pay for this nonsense?”

So, to sum things up … the characters are NOT modeled properly, they don’t speak, their pictures are different from what they actually look like, and they aren’t even in their proper classes. I mean, Micaiah is supposed to use light magic and healing spells! Nonsensical!

The spotpass characters are very much the same. None of them look anything like their original characters and some aren’t even classed right. They offer no support and no battle phrases. So I don’t even want to get those and play as them.

My verdict is this: if you want to play as your favourite old Fire Emblem characters, then go back and play the classic games. Don’t waste your money on the DLC. It’s terrible. It’s worse than terrible. It’s cheap and disappointing. Unless the minds behind the game decide to model and class the characters properly, I’m not buying another DLC pack.

I’ll just play out the rest of the game and pretend the disappointing DLC didn’t exist. Just as I pretended I didn’t waste my money on the Dragonborn DLC.

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